*Sigh*

Hi there!  I know...  I know...  It's been a while.  So sorry to leave you hanging like that, but Yo Mama (my mama) hasn't been giving me much to work with lately.  Now, I know what you're thinking: "But My Mother's Child, you said that you have years’ worth of stories about Yo Mama.  Why not just use one of those?!"  Well, my dear friends...  Those stories are far too great to just use them all up at once.  They need to be strategically spaced out.  But fret not!  I have new material!  Here's a teaser: one involves a temper tantrum thrown by my lovely mother.  But we'll get into that story at a different time.

Recently, my mama got a brand new, shiny iPhone 5.  Too much phone for her?  I think so.  This iPhone has given me quite a few stories for this here blog, and she hasn't even had it a month!

On to the first story.  My mom is quite the texter.  <--Is that a word??  It is now!  Like I said, that woman loooovvveeesss to text.  And with that shiny, new iPhone, she can hardly contain herself!  Well, it was quite apparent that she discovered a new feature the other day.  No need to explain.  You'll see what I mean.

 

Since then, 99.5% of her texts contain some kind of emoji icon.  *sigh*  This is my life, people.