Hi and welcome!  For those of you who may not know what a “Yo Mama Story” is, it’s basically just a funny story about… YO MAMA.  Well… about MY mama in this case.  But you get the idea.  My sister and I have hundreds, possibly thoooouuuuussssands, of Yo Mama Stories.  So many, that anytime I call my sister in the evening (when she knows that my mother is off work and wreaking havoc), she answers the phone with, “Oh no… What did yo mama do now?!”  Hence the title of this blog!  (Clever, huh?  Thanks.)

For AGES, my sister and I have talked about writing a book about all of the Yo Mama stories that we’ve compiled over the years.  Then we decided that writing a book would be too much work, so we agreed on just sharing the best of our stories with the guests at our mother’s funeral.  Morbid?!  Naaaahhhhh.  Okay, maybe a little bit.  But our mother is fully aware of our intentions, and even helps by assisting us with picking which stories should be shared.  This is a TEAM effort, people!

Then one day it hit me!  “I’m sitting on a gold mine here!”  My mother provides me with a new Yo Mama story almost every day.  Why not share them with everyone else?!  So, that’s the purpose of this blog.  To share with all of you my Yo Mama stories. 

No matter how hard it may be to believe, all of these stories are true!  Occasionally, I’ll even have pictures or video to prove it.

To get things started, here’s a screenshot of an actual text message between my mother and me. Her messages are in white. Mine in blue. Enjoy!