So, after my first post, Blogger flagged me as a potential “spam blog”. What does Blogger define as a spam blog?????

“Blogs engaged in this behavior are called spam blogs, and can be recognized by their irrelevant, repetitive, or nonsensical text…”

Excuuuuussseeee me? I think I might be offended. There is nothing irrelevant, repetitive, OR nonsensical about my text. Okay… maybe irrelevant to some, and nonsensical to others, but definitely not repetitive. *hmph* So that’s why you guys saw that little warning message and “proceed” button before you were able to view my page. Grrr…

Now, let’s get back on subject. Some of you may be wondering how my mother feels about this blog dedicated solely to her antics. Below are a few quotes from her about the blog (along with my witty commentary):

· “I really don’t think that I do enough funny stuff to have an entire blog written about me.”

I think that sounds like a challenge!

· “I guess you can just read this blog at my funeral.”

Now is the time that I ask you, dear reader, to take a gander back at the subtitle of this blog: 100% true, 0% exaggerated. You see?! I told you that she’s in on the funeral stories! As I said before, this is a TEAM EFFORT, PEOPLE. ß I guess that was repetitive, huh? *hangs head in despair*