Saturday, July 26, 2014

Reynold’s Wrap?!

Hi friends!  Long time, no see...  I've got a new Yo Mama story for ya.  For almost all of my life, my mom has been HIGHLY against drinking.  She was against me drinking, my sister drinking, and herself drinking.  Well, my friends...  How the tides have changed.  Now my mama is a wine connoisseur.  I wish I could tell you what brought about this sudden change, but I know just as much about the situation as you do.  One day drinking was bad.  The next day, she needed a glass of wine to end a stressful night.  I'm going to blame it on a mid-life crisis.

Now...  Just because my lovely mother has taken up drinking, does not mean that she is up on all of the drinking etiquette.  I'm guessing she has never heard of a wine stopper before, because this is how she's been storing her open bottles:

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Yes.  That is a piece of tin foil.  I have nothing further to say.....

2 comments:

  1. LOL!! That's hysterical!! She is improvising!! Not only did you get another great story, now you have a great stocking stuffer idea! And I can help you pick out some really good ones! BTW, my guess is menopause!! ��

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    1. Haha! One of her friend's finally bought her one. But she could probably use another. :)

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